Does she accept Blue Cross or Kaiser insurance?
Who ya gonna call?
If the Ghostbusters are busy, your best choice is Dr. Stella Immanuel, the
demonolgist who discovered the cause of the COVID-19 Virus: sex with demons in
your dreams.
This is what they turn
out at the University of Calabar med school in Nigeria? Makes you wonder
what’s going on over there.
Academic types have long
been trying to find a link between spirituality and science. So it’s not
all that much of a stretch to find someone, somewhere who is trying to link
junk science and junk spirituality.
And leave it to our Very
Stable Genius to counter his racist reputation by finding and promoting an
African woman as the likely Surgeon General in his second term administration.
Dr. Immanuel has all the
trumpesque qualifications. She’s a woman of color. She has a medical
degree. She has a history of citing inappropriate or rogue drugs to cure rogue
ailments. She’s a very stable genius.
It’s easy enough to
confuse ex-spouses with demons. You hear the stories in divorce court every day
of the week. But that’s not the kind Dr. I is talking about. She means
REAL demons having sex with live humans.
Imagine this
scene. It’s a big construction project at lunchtime. Half a dozen burly
guys are sitting on a pile of beams on the sidewalk eating their sandwiches and
drinking their coffee. A hot looking demon struts past them. They
whistle. One says, “Hey look at the horns on that one!”
At the five o’clock
whistle, the demon with “those horns” is waiting. She accompanies Bill Burly
home at which time she turns into a male and attacks Bill’s wife who just got
home from work herself and is napping on the living room couch.
“Honey,” she says, “I’m
glad you’re home. I just had the scariest dream!” In her hand is a prescription
for Hydroxychloroquine.
NOTES FROM ALL OVER:
(HELL) -- The Hades
Protection Society issued a statement denying that members mate with
humans. “We don’t want to dilute our breed,” said a spokesdemon in an
interview with Fox News’s Chris Wallace.
(MOSCOW) -- With trump
in the White House, every day is Putin’s birthday. Here’s today’s present: The
US is going to withdraw 12-thousand troops from Germany.
(NASHVILLE) -- Garth
Brooks has asked the Country Music Association to withdraw his name from this
year’s competition for Entertainer of the year. He’s won the CMA’s top prize
seven times, three of them in the most recent four years. Brooks says it’s time
for a new generation to start rising toward the top.
(LONG BEACH, NY) -- Some
beaches have been closed on New York’s Long Island after sharks were
spotted. Sharks belong in the North Atlantic and were there before
people were. And probably before people existed. They do everything they
can to keep it that way.
I’m Wes Richards. My
opinions are my own but you’re welcome to them. ®
Any Questions? wesrichards@gmail.com
© WJR 2020
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