Apologies to Frank Loesser
The endless soap opera in which we are all are extras takes several twists in today’s episode. The focus turns to Ms. Justice Sandpaper Voice, the Pseudopresident’s choice to join the Supreme Court. Amy Corny Bratwoman is the single most dangerous trump nominee to anything or for everyone since he named Betsy DiVorce Secretary of Education and John Kelly as Chief of Staff.
Why?
DiVorce is the kind of Education Secretary who believes in
shutting down and/or starving public schools; who believes that med schools
should be trade schools, who thinks God and Flag should replace teachers and
principals, that science is something you learn out of the hymnal.
Kelly served with honor and good intent. He was going to bring
order to chaos, establish a Marine Corps style chain of command, put the door
to the Oval Office back on its hinges, close it and post a guard outside
it. He failed but at least he tried. Kelly is smart. The danger lay
in Kelly’s perceived ability to bring at least some modicum of sanity to that
rubber room. We thought he had a chance. He didn’t.
Brat is smart. But unlike the honorable Kelly, she’s evasive. And
verbally polished. She will be confirmed. And she is Jezebel, a cultist
who seduces with reasonable sounding non answers to the questions the Senators
must ask her, who offers a brimstone trail of attempts to make clocks and
calendars reverse.
She is a traitor to her gender, a clever, conniving and
convincingly anti-woman, anti-reason, and a great defender of those who define
the start of life when either parent wants a roll in the hay, even if they do
nothing about it. Think up a baby and make a baby are the same
thing to her.
Oh, and birth control? For shame! Not on her watch. When it
comes to the manufacture of human life, breaking and entering is not a
crime.
Her fan club likes to compare her with Scalia. But they use the
wrong standard. Sure, she’s a knee jerk Rush Limbaugh Conservative. They
forget the part that Tony Ducks was less conservative than he was a shill for
the stated and lofty but often unfollowed principles of the Church of Rome.
Bratt is more a front for the church of Franklin Graham or Jerry Falwell.
When she’s sworn in, the first thing she’ll do is petition for a
new building in which Clarence Thomas and Sonia Sotomayor will have their
separate but equal offices.
Watch out, scientists, Social Security administrators, and public
highway authorities. Your jobs are on the line.
And so are the next four decades of what’s left of this country,
THE WIT AND WISDOM OF AMY CORNY BRATWOMAN:
--Hmmm, where should we situate the Gay Amusement Park, the place
where we give these… people their own place? Maybe Wyoming. But we have to wait
until Dick Cheney croaks. Can’t be too long now. We don’t want to force
You People on the poor old man.
--They’re coming for your condoms, your The Pill(s), your vaginal
ring. No, that stuff is not covered by the Second Amendment. Neither are
catalytic converters, solar panels and those cancer-causing windmills.
--We need to restore some statues. Confederate generals, Joe
Paterno, and that likeness of John Foster Dulles that they took down at the
airport that -- thankfully -- is still named for him.
--Let’s change the name of JFK Airport back to Idlewild.
--Can CBS do an updated version of Amos ‘N’ Andy? With, you
know, white people?
--Warning to John “Switch Hitter” Roberts: Get back in line,
Johnboy or you’ll have some problems you’ve never considered.
--And Pelosi and Chuck Jewmer? Careful. We wouldn’t want any
accidents, now would we?
I’m Wes Richards. My opinions are my own but you’re welcome to
them. ®
Any Questions? wesrichards@gmail.com
© WJR 2020
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