Friday, September 09, 2011

911 September Eleventh at Ten

911 September Eleventh at Ten


Veterans of the Vietnam war have a saying: If you weren't there, you don't get it. The same can be said of September eleventh, 2001.  Now, ten years later, it’s truer than ever.  

There were three "grounds zero," not one. The main one was the World Trade Center in New York. There also was the Pentagon and a lonely field in Pennsylvania.

As your distance increases from these points, the impact on you tends to decrease. "It wasn't such a big deal" is heard throughout the land, especially with the intervening death of Osama Bin Laden.

The pint size intellectual then in the White House didn't get it when it happened and didn't get it for the rest of his presidency and doesn't get it now. And if you weren't there, neither do you, even if you think you do.

Time fuzzes out the day and the days that followed. We look at the events and the circumstances with gauze over the lens. Or not. It's like when Kennedy was shot. Everyone remembers clearly where they were that day, that hour. And everyone in greater New York lost someone when the Trade Center came down. Everyone knew someone who was trapped in that hell. If not that, then a cop or a firefighter who plunged into the wreckage and died or who live on with godawful afflictions acquired in the line of duty and sometimes without compensation.

And now, here we are, a decade past, and the World Trade Center remains an architectural rendering and a fence and some rental contracts, many unsigned.

The mind, gauze on the lens or none, doesn't grasp three thousand deaths in an attack on American soil. The number is overwhelming. But we grasp the death of a loved one or a neighbor or a friend or a guy who worked at the next desk and went to his reward without you because you were running late that morning.

And the mind, gauze on the lens or none, doesn't totally cloud the unity we all felt in the aftermath, a unity that lives in our minds and hearts but eventually evaporated, like the poisoned smoke the Environmental Ministry told us it wasn't.

Friend and former-colleague Don Mathisen went on the air with me a couple of years ago, and talked about the lessons of the day. Don said he had hoped that the event taught us that the military is needed to protect New York, and that local police and intelligence should be expanded. Don is right, of course. But what would have happened if a flight of Navy F-14s had brought down a civilian airliner? You know the answer.
II.

The stink of this thing took about a week to float its way to the Upper East Side, and it's the kind of stink that stays with you, both in your nose and in your heart. By Tuesday the 18th, we had pretty much the same picture we have now, ten years later. We didn't have an exact death count, but we knew the round number was 3,000. We didn't know the extent of the maladies that would later strike survivors, but that stink in the air told us SOMETHING was coming, eventually.

The feds and the city did air tests. The Environmental Protection Agency's Christine Todd Whitman, former New Jersey Governor, Horsewoman, elegant, poised in a Miss Manners sort of way, assured us that everything was clean. The party line.

The subways and the commuter railroads got back to normal on the "day of..." though late, after they'd figured out that they weren't targets. In the hours before that, they stopped. Sometimes in darkened tunnels and without explanation. For hours.

There are shocks to the system -- the personal system -- that take time to sink in. This one sunk in immediately. Something like this could not be happening. Back in the newsroom on 59th, we went about our business. But what WAS our business? Reporting the truth. But what WAS the truth? The TV, our transmissions and everyone else’s had pictures of the planes hitting the towers and the fires that followed. There we were in our individual private hells and in the collective hells shared by everyone. The towers, the Pentagon, and later, the Pennsylvania field, all there for the viewing, over and over.

Noses to the grindstone. Get out the facts. Find the mayor. Find the Secretary of Defense, find the President, find the Vice President.

The first wasn't easy. There were no facts. The second WAS easy. The Mayor was on site, downtown, where he belonged. The secretary was scratching his head. The President was airborne -- somewhere. The vice president was encamped at his now-famed "undisclosed location," presumably pulling strings in his sinister way, insuring there were no more hijackings that day by grounding every civilian aircraft in America.  Dick Cheney says in his new book that one of the undisclosed locations was the Vice President’s Residence in Washington and another was his home in Wyoming.  Took ten years to find that out.

On the street, New Yorkers were doing something they always do, but in a new way. We were schmoozing. With total strangers. We were walking... no subways quite yet. We were working our way to Grand Central or to Penn Station or to the Port Authority Bus Terminal, trying to get home. Or hoofing it across the 59th Street Bridge. Or the Brooklyn Bridge. Throngs of us. Talking among ourselves quietly. We were, for the moment, a people unified in horror and brotherhood. We passed the southern entrances to Central Park and smelled horses. The Trade Center stink wouldn't block that out for a week.

We were one people determined to seek safety and to avenge. And now, here it is, all these years later. And where is that unity? It has been splintered by partisan bickering, by the fighting of useless wars, an economic near-depression and we have, in a decade, been lulled into complacency by the death of the enemy’s figurehead and remain only slightly closer to bringing the rest of villains to justice.

This is shameful and unacceptable.

Further, over the intervening decade we have become a nation sunk a Balkanizing quicksand with unprecedented and paralyzing in-fighting and factionalization, mired in depression and inability to compromise on anything.

That, too, is shameful and unacceptable.

III.
It has become a battle of ownership.  “Who is the proprietor of this tragedy?” has become a more important question than any other, it seems.  

The White House has issued “guidelines” on how to observe the anniversary, what we should be thinking about, and who.  The White House does not own 9/11.  The strutting Rudolph Giuliani, whose flagging popularity was raised above the drowning line when the planes hit the buildings does not own 9/11.  The intellectually impotent, double-talking political hack  Rumsfeld doesn’t own 9/11.  Nor do the cable networks, the real networks, the tabloids, Life Magazine or the guy next door who’s been to ground zero and the Pentagon just to gawk.  And neither do the reporters who covered though some of them giving tenth anniversary interviews seem to think so.

Everyone wants a piece of the action after the fact.

And that is the most shameful and unacceptable of all.


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Wednesday, September 07, 2011

910 Outlaw People

910  Outlaw People

“Guns don’t kill people, people do.” -- Long time gun fan slogan.

“48 People shot in NYC over the Labor Day Weekend.”  -- News item.

If the first and second statements are true, then it’s time to get to the root of the problem and outlaw people.  No gun deaths or any others except natural causes.  And, of course, people who are sentenced to death for being people.

New York has probably the toughest gun laws in the country.  Forty eight fewer New Yorkers; no one but immediate friends and family notices the difference.  Except the Mayor, who says it’s all the fault of no federal gun laws, because without them, how do you prevent all those pistols from getting into town undetected.

They could stop people at the bridge and tunnel tolls and hold inspections.  Kind of like customs.  That would mean today’s traffic snarl at the Lincoln Tunnel would have started last June.  Oh, and they’d have to hire enough toll taker/inspectors and, of course, there’s no money for that.

But guns don’t kill people.  So, outlaw people.

Of course, a lot of the people who kill people are not considered people at all.  Ask anyone not involved in Monday’s West Indian day parade about it and you’ll find out.  So NOW what do we outlaw.

This parade, held on Labor Day, even though the Labor Day Parade isn’t, is always violent.  People celebrate.  They wear colorful costumes.  They sing.  They dance.  They get tanked up and cranked up.  They shoot and stab others.  Tradition.  Never fails.

But it doesn’t take a colorful parade or a diminishing of the humanity of one group or another to lead to a lot of shootings.  And it’s not just Columbine or Virginia Tech or the Texas Tower.   It’s little kids with irresponsible parents and who play with guns that mysteriously “go off,” and it’s stickup artists at 7-11 and the bank.  

All this points out a major flaw in the legal system.  The law generally says “If you are convicted of ‘this,’ then ‘that’ will happen to you.  The law is good only after the fact.

A human flaw and all the more reason to outlaw people.



Shrapnel:

--Larry Yount, 77, passed away a few days ago in Taylorsville, North Carolina near Hickory a place you might not think of as a breeding ground of culture, sophistication and subtleness.  Larry was a radio announcer at WPIX and WRFM and WQXR in New York City, a  big man with a naturally big voice and a big but low key sense of humor.  He also was friend, confidant for the past 30 years.

--The newest iPod Nano music player is about the size of four postage stamps arranged in adjacent rows of two.  If it gets any smaller they’re going to have to issue choking warnings.  And magnifying glasses to read the screen.

--Promo:  Coming Friday, 9/9/11... the tenth anniversary comment on 9/11.  The shameful and the unacceptable.  And, ironically, it will be Wessay™ #911.


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Monday, September 05, 2011

909 Labor History Day


909  Labor History Day 2011

The New York Central Labor Council sums up the present condition of unions pretty well in the invitations it sent out to this year’s Labor Day parade -- which should be today, 9/5/11,  but will be held Saturday, 9/10.  Confused, thin-ranked, head held high, and five days late.

They used to dock your pay for lateness like that.  Even in the Teamsters.

Now, it’s tradition.

New York is the U-S home of Labor Day, though Canada celebrated it earlier.

Might as well call it Labor History Day, recalling the union movement’s creation of the middle class, and thus American prosperity.  That’s when the Labor Council’s annual parade was (a) held on Labor Day and (b) took all day to pass the reviewing stand.

Recalling the good organized labor has done for disorganized labor:  the 40 hour week, paid holidays, paid vacations, a living wage, health benefits, a retirement plan.  All stuff your boss wouldn’t give thought to were it not for unions, even if there isn’t one in your shop.

Today, unions have become the enemy and are losing the battle to represent workers.  The ranks have been diminishing, the existing contracts have become law school examples of how to not get what you need or want or deserve.  Organizing efforts?  WHAT organizing efforts?  Handing out handbills at Wal-Mart is not what we used to call “organizing.”

You can summarize the reason for the labor movement in two words “bad bosses.”  American workers often don’t want unions as they clearly demonstrate these days.  But they needed them back then and they need them now, maybe now more than ever.  If you’re in a union shop, just think of how things would be without a wall between you and the Simon Legree or Torquemada who supervises you.  If you’re NOT in a union, you don’t need to think about it... you know better than the rest of us.

Blame all troubles on the “worker greed” and union corruption all you want.  But when Boss Moneybags is at the bargaining table these days, there’s no way he’s going to give up his yacht or join a lesser country club just so you don’t have to pay more into your health insurance plan... not without a union.

Unions help workers become capitalists:  they sell their labor and their brains and like any capitalist have a voice in setting prices and conditions.

It’s an imperfect system, but it works.  Or it did.  So remember when celebrating Labor History Day that the executives at GM also signed those contracts, the ones you say put ‘em out of business.



Shrapnel:

--Customer to waitress:  “You’ve been doing this job a long time, you’re not a kid and you’re obviously sharp minded, sharp-tongued, sharp witted and too verbal to make this a career path. What’s your story?” Waitress: “I raise Beagles.”  Sure beats being an artist or writer, which is what she looks like -- but doesn’t seem like much of a living, either.

--Promo:  The long and winding Wessays™ 9/11 tenth anniversary posting will be here Friday 9/9.  Letting everyone else get a head start.

Wish I’d Said That:  “California has four seasons:  Smog, Mudslide, Brush Fire and Oscar.”  (P.J. O’Rourke in the Wall St. Journal.)

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Friday, September 02, 2011

908 Still More On NewsWatchers


908  Still More On Newswatchers

For those of you on the The Wessays News Diet we have a new proposal to help you stay on the wagon. But it will take the cooperation of the news cable and regular networks.

You watch TV, you know shows have ratings just like the movies.  If you see that little black and white box in the upper left hand corner of the screen that says, say, “TV14” you know to get the eight year olds out of the room or switch channels.

As new stories start on cable or the morning or evening news programs, the networks could flash little boxes for each.

Blue would mean “regular” news, like firefighters getting a cat out of a tree.

Yellow would mean, maybe, a small crime -- something like a Ponzi scheme or maybe a stickup at the 7-11, or a farmer or store owner or home owner successfully restoring his or her property after a storm or an earthquake.

Orange would be reserved for bigger crimes, especially those in which people get hurt or killed, ATF raids on empty houses, or the actual onset of a natural disaster... say Hurricane Irene.

Blood pressure-spiking red would be reserved for politics.  Anything political.  Anything out of Washington or a campaign or your state or local legislature.

With these symbols, you’d be able to switch channels, turn off the TV or head for the refrigerator or the bathroom as needed because you’d get advance notice.

It’s more subtle than running an on screen lower-third  “super” that says “John Boehner story next” or “tax news coming” plus you wouldn’t have to actually read words to know what to do.

Then, depending on where you are in your NewsWatchers diet, you could take appropriate action, perhaps switching to your TiVo library of Jerry Springer or “Fear Factor” re-runs.  All the excitement and none of the calories.

The average Nightly News item runs from 90 seconds to about three minutes.  Start that stopwatch you always wear but never look at and go back to the news program 90 to 180 seconds later, after the “red” warning passes.

Of course when CNN, Fox or MSNBC put up the red flag, just turn the TV off.  Because once they’re onto a story, they tend to stay with it forever and a day.  Or forever and a month.  

Getting the networks and cable outlets to use the warnings is another matter.  That will take some high level diplomacy, and, as a last resort, a military strike.

Shrapnel:

--Here are two examples of raging optimism.  First taking out a 30 year mortgage at age 65.  Second, being a bank which approves the loan.

--WestraDamus normally predicts only the past and generally gets it wrong.  But here’s his look at the future.   The ATT acquisition of T-Mobil will go through despite justice department opposition based on the original concept of de-regulation, lower prices through increased competition.

--Almost everyone else is jumping the gun.  Not Wessays™.  Our tenth anniversary 9/11 comment will be here Friday, September 9th.

I’m Wes Richards.  My opinions are my own but you’re welcome to them. ®
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Wednesday, August 31, 2011

907 Reinventing the Flat Tire


907 Reinventing the Flat Tire

Reinventing the wheel.  It happens every day.  For those who are surrounded by the inventors, it’s a pain in the neck, only lower, to quote the contemporary philosopher and linguist T. Frohman (1905-1997.)

But at least when that happens, you have something that’s round and rolls.  Re-inventing the flat tire will eventually stall whatever’s riding on it.

So, let’s hear it for Jane Parker.  Who?  Jane Parker, a fake person who for decades was the public face of the A&P supermarket chain which also owns Pathmark, Waldbaum’s Food Emporium and more.  It is the modern-day poster child for re-inventing the flat tire.  Besides, it has shown the way to others in its business to do the same.

A&P is trading as a pink sheet stock at about 15 cents a share.  

How did the once mighty chain get that way?  One of the reasons is this:  it failed to give the customers what they sought by crowding national brands off its shelves and replacing them with their own brands, cheaper, but largely inferior, at least in the minds of the shoppers.

The fancy schmancy King’s of New Jersey did the same thing and combined that mistake with something equally stupid:  eliminating large size packages of most everything in favor of microscopic items.  Only selling out to the larger and more stable Kroger’s saved King’s from oblivion.

And then there’s Wegman’s, a small privately owned chain based in Rochester NY and which is heading in the same general direction as both the A&P and Kings.

Wegman’s probably is the best stage decorator on either side of the theater district.  But they’re re-inventing the flat tire created by the A&P and raised to high art by King’s.

When you bring to their attention that house brands don’t sell nearly as well as national brands, don’t have the reputation for the quality of national brands and aren’t all that cheap, they come up with an answer that appears to show they think their customers are idiots.

“We have 80 gazillion items on our shelves and our house brands, generally equal to or superior to the national brands constitute only a small percentage of what we offer for sale.”

Fine.  Until you realize that the 80 gazillion items include 70 gazillion things like magazines, newspapers, cooking utensils, greeting cards unbranded fruits and vegetables and bulk candy by the pound.

Try to find a bottle of Log Cabin Syrup or a can of Dole pineapples or a box of Bob Evans chilled mashed potatoes and you’re out of luck.  Try to find a container of Gain dishwashing liquid or Skippy Peanut Butter in a useful size, you’re out of luck.

Three competitors down the street carry this kind of thing along with an ample supply of their own house brands.  And while it’s pleasant to walk into Wegman’s or Kings or Waldbaum’s stage set grocery stores, they won’t remain solvent if they don’t carry what people really want.

That’s called re-inventing the flat tire.

Shrapnel:  

--Sometimes it’s tough to attract the attention of a sales clerk at Best Buy and similar stores, but there’s a way.  Figure out a way to set off one of the alarms they have on every piece of display merchandise.  Help -- sometimes armed -- will be there in a jiffy.


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Monday, August 29, 2011

906 Out of the Loop


906 Out of the Loop

(NEW ROSES, PA) -- Old habits die hard.  Here it is, a lovely sunny Friday afternoon in a small town shielded by mountains and bad highways, about 270 miles due west of Moote Pointe, NY, which is near New York City, right at dead center of Hurricane Irene’s path.

The gas tank is full.  The refrigerator and freezer are almost empty.  There’s a new bottle of Smirnoff’s on the shelf. Every piece of dirty laundry is washed, dried and folded.

Moote Pointe Marty is in the local New Roses Mega Mart with a shopping cart full of stuff.   Batteries. Duct tape.  A small radio. A few flashlights, a few candles.   A car charger for the cell phone.  Couple of bags of ice. A small barbecue and some charcoal.  A 50 pound bag of cat litter.  Chips, V8 juice, a few cans of Dinty Moore and Chef Boyardee and diced chicken breast and two family-size boxes of Total.

Harvey Checker-Outer looks at this stuff coming toward him at the register.  Always good for a few laughs and a good conversation, this fella, and he asks “Camping this weekend?”

Marty says “Nah, having an address in this ZIP code and a phone in this area code is as close to camping as I get.  This is hurricane prep stuff.”

For the first time in years, Harvey Checker-Outer is speechless.  But only briefly.  “Hurricane?  We don’t get hurricanes here.  Not even Irene.  What are you talking about?”

Marty:  “Ya never know.  Plus I’ve done this a time or two since about 1954 and you get used to it.  You hear ‘hurricane” and “east coast” on the radio.  You see Al Roker standing in front a big map that goes from Florida to Maine and has all those splotches of reds and yellows on it, you see Mike Bloomberg shutting down the subway,  you go buy this kind of stuff.”

At home, the computer is on.  It’s set to the New York Times animated hurricane tracker map.  You watch Irene amble up the coast.  You switch to the paper’s “neighborhood by neighborhood evacuation orders” map.  You try to get a live picture from the old street in Moote Pointe and you wait it out.  

Nothing.

In olden days, Marty was usually working during storms.  Nature of the job. It’s what news guys do.  But still, old habits die hard.

Shrapnel:

--Irene didn’t hit New York even close to hard as the predictions said it would.  But weather forecasting is as much an art as a science.  So don’t kill the messenger, just be thankful he/she/it was wrong.

--Of all the stupid words and phrases newspeople applied to this storm was “Irene unleashed her fury.”  First off, you can leash a dog, but not a fury.  Second it isn’t fury in the first place, it’s wind and rain.  And they can’t be “leashed” or unleashed either.

--Curse of the third term:  Bloomberg can’t win for losing.  First his sanitation department screwed up that big snowstorm last year and now, after closing the subways and keeping the buses in the barn, turns out there was no need.  It’s not going to get any better, Mike, because in a third term neither you nor anyone else can do anything right.



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Friday, August 26, 2011

905 Drug Pushers


905 Drug Pushers

Nice to know the Justice Department is out there protecting us against drug pushers.  Hunts ‘em down in their filthy rabbit holes. Corners ‘em.  Punishes ‘em.  Keeps the streets safe by keeping the borders closed to illegal traffickers. cutting off the supply of cocaine and heroin.   Oh, yeah, and Lipitor, Zoloft, Caduet, Topamax and maybe even the highly dangerous Amoxicillin.

Wait a minute.  Aren’t those last few pharmaceuticals for cholesterol, depression, high blood pressure and infections?  Well, yeah -- they are.  But only if you buy them from your corner drug store or health insurance company’s mail order drug plan.  If you buy them from countries of questionable ethics and technical skills, they’re illegal.  Countries like -- um, well -- Canada.

Now, you may not know any of these lowlifes, peddlers of Lyrica and Darvoset to unsuspecting US customers, but Google does.  Yes, Google.  The cutsie internet search engine turned technological and advertising Behemoth.  Google, the new Microsoft, without which you cannot compute.

So, Google sells advertising on its sites and on your e-mail account and some of that advertising is for pharmaceuticals and some of those pharmaceuticals come from drug stores that are just around the corner in Regina, Saskatchewan or Toronto or Montreal, all hotbeds of illegal drug activity and questionable safety practices (just ask the US drug lobby.)

And maybe you need some of these things.  And maybe you notice they’re a bit cheaper up north.  Or maybe a lot cheaper.  Guess what, podner, you just broke the law and so did Google.  And maybe they won’t go after you.  But they did go after Google, which has been fined 500 Million US dollars for its drug pushing crime.

Where did this stupid law come from?  Well, let’s see.  Could it be lobbyists who own Congress?  Nah.  They wouldn’t do such a thing.  They’re Real Americans just as we are.  The Department of Justice?  Of COURSE not.  They don’t make laws.  They only enforce them.

So you no longer have access to Canadian pharmacies via Google and you’ll pay list price for the overpriced drugs you got for much better prices in Manitoba or Newfoundland.

Google, shame on you, you drug pushing, greedy internet titan, cold and mechanical, uncaring and so cutely decorated as to fooling us into believing you wanted to earn a few bucks from clients and save us a few bucks from the leeches who make, sell and promote the stuff we’re prescribed.

So, now, what’s going to be done with that $500,000,000?

Shrapnel:

--Although we won’t accept their money, today’s blog was made possible in part by a grant from Meow Mix.  It’s healthy, U-S made and available at your local grocery or pet supply shop.  And it’s what you’ll be able to afford now that you’re going to have to pay list price for your Relafen.

I’m Wes Richards.  My opinions are my own but you’re welcome to them.
Please address comments to wesrichards@gmail.com
© WJR 2011

4759 The Supreme Court

  C’mon, guys, we all know what you’re doing.  You’re hiding behind nonsense so a black woman is not the next Associate Justice of the  U.S....