165 Coin Connection
Bird the Barber is staggering up the stairs at the
“You gotta get rid of those coins, Bird,” said Mrs. Bird before he left the house this morning. “Nah,” says Bird, I’m trying to be patriotic. I can’t support the war. I can’t support the tax cuts. But I still want to do my part to show support for
She says “I’m tired of sewing up the holes in your pockets. Would you please get some bills instead!”
They love Bird at the Washington Mutual Bank across the street. He goes in there with 10s and 20s and asks for Susan B. Anthonys and Sacagaweas. They love Bird because they do not have room for Susan B. Anthonys and Sacagaweas.
They soon will have more reason to love him.
The US Mint is about to issue not one, not two, not three, but FOUR new dollar coins to go with the flops they already have on their hands. Bird will be SO patriotic, then.
Washington, Adams, Jefferson and Madison. Four new people to ignore.
They keep pumping these things out like popcorn. At least people (and pigeons) eat that. The only way to get a one dollar coin is to get change from a municipally owned vending machine. Like when you buy a Metrocard or park in the Downtown Moote Pointe Garage.
Government conspiracy theorists love that one. The Government mints these coins and The Government forces you to use them. Well, not exactly forces. They force up in
Suzie B and Princess S are alive and well. Beside their highly popular appearances in vending machines and among Bird’s bad tippers, they’re living in YOUR house. In YOUR dresser drawer or piggy bank.
One day, Bird went to Ghatti at the newsstand next to the barber shop and bought a “Post” which costs a quarter, and Ghatti refused to take the Suzie B, because he’d never seen one before and thought it was a forgery or a foreign coin.
It IS a foreign coin. Not from a foreign country, though.
“No Egyptian money, Bird. I don’t take this fake coin.”
“It’s not a fake, it’s a one dollar coin. See? It says ‘
“You go back to barber shop, cut hair. I give to you ‘Post’ but I don’t take fake French money or they arrest me.”
Bird takes the free newspaper. He’s got plenty of bad tippers who need change.
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