523 Money Saving Gardening
How many decades married to a gardener and picked up nothing? This would be the year to remember if there were anything to remember, but there isn't.
This would be the spring and summer to grow tomatoes, potatoes, spinach, peppers, kohlrabi, turnips, peppers and rhubarb. But, no. No expertise, even with the bountiful soil of central Pennsylvania, so much more fertile and farmy than the sands of Long Island's south shore.
This would be the spring and summer to grow all that veggie stuff, with the guidance of the farmy types who inhabit this region. A big saving over the stupor market, a pleasure, getting dirty in God's green earth. a matter of pride. Not to mention nutrition.
There have been some trial runs. A "snake plant" which grows anywhere and under any circumstances is not growing. A hydrangea brought back from the dead last autumn? The jury remains out and probably will for a month on whether it'll come back to life yet again. But statistically, the likelihood is not great. Both the plant and the planter were in bad shape last summer.
And then, there's Randi Cohen. She's been a gardener for 70 of her years, which is most of them. She says gardening is not what it's cracked up to be. She says "you know, there's more nutrition in a can of corn than in an ear of corn?" Don't believe it? Look it up. Randi says "grow a bunch of tomato vines. See how many hours you have to weed and feed and water and then tell me if 'Hunts' is any more expensive."
So does grow your own save money? Only if you don't count your time as worth something, evidently. Yes if you don't, no if you do. Does grow-your-own mean better nutrition? Farmer Randi says "no." Is that the final word? No, but close.
Randi holds up a Mickey D wrapper. She asks "What's worse than reading the nutrition label on a McDonald's Double cheeseburger?"
The answer: "reading the nutrition label on a McDonald's double cheeseburger after you've just finished three of them."
Maybe there's something to growing your own turnips. Or maybe there's more in reading labels before you order.
--How do they know? You buy stuff. Soon thereafter, you find a coupon for the same stuff. By the time you need to buy the same thing again, the coupon will have expired.
--We're hearing more and more reports of people going on shooting rampages and killing family members and random strangers. It would be nice to know whether this shows an increase in this kind of crime or whether we're just getting better at reporting. Not that either answer would solve anything.
--AIG, the failed and bailed insurance company got $170 billion-and-counting from us taxpayers. About $165 million is going for bonuses. You suppose any of the folks planning to off their kinfolk can think of something better to do with that shotgun?
I'm Wes Richards. My opinions are my own, but you're welcome to them.®