WestraDamus at his secret seaside laboratory in Moote Pointe, NY. Photo is undated but predates his move to the secret mini-mountainside laboratory in NewRoses, PA in 2014.
MOOTE POINT, New York -- The
Non-prophet normally antedicts the past and has a terrible track record.
He gets almost everything wrong. That’s his shtick. But we have convinced him
to suspend his trump era retirement to look ahead to the next Presidential
election.
WestraDamus says:
The pseudo president trump has no
intention of running for a second term. He was an accidental winner in 2016.
While he may be stupid, in reality he isn’t that dumb. What he’s doing is
what he does best: panhandling.
‘Damus continues: He’ll likely take the
money and use it to build a media empire. It will be a small
empire. Or an Area Code Overlay Empire, like when the phone company runs
out of numbers, it makes a second area code in that zone so everyone can get as
many new numbers as they like. Most of New York City started with
212. When everyone got fax machines and cell phones, they added
917. Now they have umpteen area codes. But everyone has enough
phones, fax machines and iPads.
Westradamus’ prediction track record
isn’t all that good. In fact, it’s downright terrible. He usually gets
even the past wrong as it passes him by. So this prediction is not
something on which you should consult your bookie. But it IS possible.
GRAPESHOT:
-Since Open enrollment has closed,
we’re no longer forced to watch the unending ads for Medicare Advantage plans.
-The Niagara of those ads taught me
several things, the most important of which is Joe Namath shouldn’t talk on
television.
I’m Wes Richards. My opinions are my
own but you’re welcome to them. ®
Any Questions? wesrichards@gmail.com
© WIR 2020
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