Other than that, there’s nothing special about this
four-armed klutz. Oh. Wait. Yes there is. He’s a refuser.
That is someone in a high ranking job who will not come out and tell the truth,
which is that trump lost the election.
Maybe he and the cabal he leads voted more than once… and
assumed that everyone else with his viewpoint did. And with all those
multivotes, it was arithmetically impossible for Biden to win. Chances
are high that he only voted once. Chances are high that he isn’t high. Or a
lobotomy survivor.
Maybe he thinks Kev McCarthy will run for higher office and
he’ll get to fill the top spot but needs the votes of his fellow illusionists
and delusionalists. Or maybe his party’s #3 Rep. Elise Stefanik (R-Utica,
NY) is nipping at his heels and since electing women is getting popular, she
could surpass him when Kev runs for Senate or President.
Now, be honest. If you aren’t from Louisiana or
Upstate New York, answer this: did you ever hear of either of these relative
newcomers? Of course you haven’t. Scalise has done nothing to attract
your attention, and Stefanik has done less.
But wait. How do we know Scalise is a Biden Denier?
It’s not like he has a “trump really won” or “the election was stolen” bumper
sticker on his car. No. It’s not like he runs around proudly covering his high
forehead or mini hairline with a bright red MAGA cap.
None of that. Someone had to ask him. And who
would do such a thing? Here are some choices:
1.
The American Society
of Four-armed congressmen.
2.
The kid whose lunch
bag he stole while passing a touring group of elementary school students from
Ohio.
3.
Ivanka trump.
4.
Fox News.
Whispered hint: pick #4. There is no association of
four armed congressmen, the kid from Ohio bared his teeth and growled during
the robbery attempt scaring him off and Ivanka wouldn’t be caught dead with a
guy like Steve.
Which leads us back to the questions about people (and
organizations) getting high, voting more than once and undergoing volunteer
lobotomies.
I’m Wes Richards. My opinions are my own but you’re welcome
to them. ®
Any Questions? wesrichars@gmail.com
© WR 2021
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