#320 Gorby Revisited
Mikhail Gorbachev was the prize. Well, not exactly. Dinner with Gorby was the prize. An American couple won by bidding highest, with the money (supposedly) going to a Russian charity that helps kids with cancer.
We forget what a good guy this was. Especially compared to that KGB worm Putin.
But that’s beside the point.
Gorby is our Evil Empire Rock Star. And as such, we should know all the dirt and gossip about him.
So, for the first time one the air, here’s the lowdown.
Gorby and some armed oligarchs burst into a
His elementary school text “A Boy’s Bedside Marx” remains missing.
Mikkie has hired Alberto Gonzales to defend him at the trial. Ken Starr wasn’t available and Clarence Thomas isn’t allowed to freelance.
The break-in wasn’t his only problem.
He’s passing all his court ordered drug tests (except vodka, the over-drinking of which is not a crime in
But there exists a videotape of him jumping a red light in
Funny how we like this guy. He hasn’t had a hit record in 20 years and yet we still flock to see his action films.
But he’s doing a lot of good works. For example, he recently was given high marks for his fine work in helping victims of the Siberian fires. And he raised a ton of money for the
And we understand he’s going to donate his custom made balalaika to the Country Music Hall of Fame in the shores of the
The paparazzi don’t follow this guy around as much as they used to which is why we didn’t hear anything about that dinner auction until now. Plus, Tass barely reports on him anymore.
It’s tough being a celebrity elder statesman. But Gorby’s up to the job.
Maybe with the auction, we’ll see more of him now. We certainly should. This guy is OJ, Britney, Schwarzenegger and Hank Williams all rolled into one fuzzy ball of Cyrillic delight.
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