#316 Nixon in ‘08
Yeah, he may be dead, and he may have already been elected twice, but so what?
Nixon for President in 2008!
Most of his flaws have become virtues.
Anti-Semitic? Sure. But Arabs are Semites, too. And we need a guy like that in the White House.
Anti-communist? Sure. Both real and imagined. Hugo Chavez, watch out. Here comes Dick!
The guy opened up
Who gave us
Who gave us affirmative action?
Who gave us the EPA?
Who gave us price controls? Nixon.
Here’s a guy who could talk to Exxon in its own language. Nixon.
Nixon. Endorsed by the Teamsters’
Our kinda liberal.
Knew the difference between church and state.
Oh, so now you’re going to mention all his little character flaws. Think of them as challenges.
Watergate? A third rate burglary. Plus, we already know Deep Throat was making up all that stuff just because he didn’t get promoted to FBI Director.
Spiro Agnew? Well, he probably was the worst single personnel decision, but we learn from our mistakes.
Oops. Maybe not:
G. Harold Carswell for Supreme Court? Who knew how good he’d look compared with the charmers who’ve been added lately? Plus, we knew in advance he was crooked, and we could have watched him.
“Your President is not a crook.” Oh, sure he is. Don’t get defensive, Dickey.
A staff that could have been recruited directly from Club Fed?
A brother who runs hamburger stands? (An elite club. Look at the Clinton and Carter brothers.)
Haven’t you had enough faux
Don’t you want a guy who can speak the English language, who was born in a REAL state, who’s sliminess is all out in public and a Republican who enacts a lot of Democratic programs?
Nixon. This is a guy we need… a guy who understands what
It’s okay that he’s dead. He’s still a better President than anyone else who’s running.
And should there be another 9/11, you won’t find Tricky Dick ignoring it and going off to an elementary school to prove to
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