--The people who want freedom from protection against the Pandemic will hold a mass gathering at which they will be free to infect one another but not the rest of us.
--The people who want to soak the poor will hold their own
gathering. If the first stadium is full, a second will have about the
same crowd.
--Sane people who drink will drink sanely at home.
--People who want to soak the rich will learn what
compromise means, its place in this country’s history and how to use it.
--The people who are afraid of socialism will learn its
definition and maybe reduce some of its fears.
--The insane drug cartels will allow sharecropping.
--The insane war on drugs will splinter into the
organizational version of sharecropping and stop throwing federal tax dollars
away, maybe use some of that money to freed bucks to fix a highway or extend
food stamp benefits.
--Prosecutors who steadfastly refuse to allow parole or
clemency or pardons for the known wrongly convicted will find a stadium of
their own.
--The country’s beleaguered newspapers will earn enough from
web subscriptions to hire a reporter to make telephone calls to update outdated
stories that remain on their page instead of just letting them remain on their
page.
--Someone will write a murder mystery without stealing the
material from their files as former prosecutors or homicide cops or postal cops
or railroad cops and then stop lying about any resemblance to a true story will
be a coincidental.
--Megamart will wait until after Labor Day to start playing
Christmas songs on their public address systems and will open the customer
service desks before mid-morning.
--Science will discover a way to reduce the mosquito
population without killing the whole eco system.
--No one will shoot Bambi’s dad and then not even cook and
eat the carcass.
--Pigeons will learn to use public restrooms.
--No major league baseball pitcher will throw a spitball.
--No major league football player will deflate a football.
--No major sports commentator will pretend to be Mel Allen
or Howard Cosell.
--People who idolize mountain lions will come to realize
they don’t roar, they “meow” although it’s a deep, loud but completely
recognizable outcry.
--The Confederate States of America and its occupied
territories in the mountain and desert west will stop pretending they won the
War of Southern Aggression.
--And finally… Thanks to the fakely retired WestraDamus for
coming out of his fake retirement to contribute his bs to this post.
I’m Wes Richards. My opinions are my own but you’re welcome
to them. ®
Any Questions? wesrichards@gmail.com
© WR 2021
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