Friday, August 14, 2020

4628 Back to School


Alas, no football. What will colleges do with all those empty parking lots.  While bartenders are crying in their unsold beer, we wonder why the people who run colleges aren’t as smart of the students.

Colleges across the land are in a tizzy.  It’s back to school at America’s majors and their wannabes.  Dorms open? Dorms closed? Something in between?  Athletics on? Athletics off? Something in between?  The students want to return to campus except those who don’t.  Same with the faculty. 

There aren’t even enough on-campus administrators, vice presidents, provosts, deans and invading crows and pigeons to form a decent sized task force to overanalyze the situation and make recommendations to the absentee board of trustees.

Our assignment was to find a coherent student and ask questions about the return.  Josie Krieger, a native of the town in which she is a college junior is coherent.  She played a violent sport in high school, spent months in European war zones recently. So fear isn’t a big part of her public emotional vocabulary. But she’s afraid.  And disappointed. Afraid of what?

She fears the behavior of her fellow students.  She fears the results of her conflicted school.  And she’s disappointed that she’s opting for on-line classes this semester because, she says, she likes the academic interplay with other serious students in actual classrooms.
She wants to be with people… says she retains less from computerized classes. As a local resident, she can walk to school. She’s grown up in its shadow. It’s natural for her.

The virus affects her in other ways.  A planned trip to Turkey gets scuttled.  And one to Iraq where they have the sense to close the school she would have attended.

“Penn State will close in-person classes within two weeks of opening for the fall semester,” she says. She’ll be safe from the non-distancing lineups at the in-town bars.  Not 21 yet.  But soon.

Doomsayers will say that as soon as the Freshmen arrive the dorms will become a cesspool of COVID 19.  They are right.

This is the viewpoint of one student.  So there is no data on where it stands in the confused and confusing population of a college campus in which Central Park can fit with plenty of wiggle room. Nor does it give any indication of the attitude of the barkeeps who are already crying in their unsold beer.  Or the opinions of the off campus landlords who bond in the off campus fraternity, I Gouge- A Student.

Penn State may be waffling. Josie isn’t. She has things more or less mapped out.  But it’s one of those e-maps where you can change the route with your finger on a touch screen, but not the destination.

Today’s Quote: “I am not looking forward to it.” -- J. Krieger on the upcoming fall semester.

NOTES FROM ALL OVER:
(NEWROSES PA) -- The Big Ten has canceled the fall football season for supposedly big time college sports. Another reason for the barkeeps to cry in their beer.

(BROOKLYN NY) -- Mama-la Kamala?  Harris can’t be all bad if her Jewish in-laws and stepchildren like her.

SEMI THRILLING PREVIEW:  WestraDamus the Non-Prophet rears his ugly head with a guide for students who cut online classes. Monday 8/16/20

I’m Wes Richards. My opinions are my own but you’re welcome to them. ® 
Any Questions? wesrichards@gmail.com
© WJR 2020

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