4768 The Cracked Whip

A guy with four arms can probably also have two faces, right?  This is Rep. Steve Scalise, republican of Louisiana.  Scalise is the number two republican in the House of Representatives, a job they call the whip.  Besides voting against everything, his job is to make sure the rest of his fellow partygoers also vote against everything.

 

Other than that, there’s nothing special about this four-armed klutz.  Oh. Wait. Yes there is.  He’s a refuser.  That is someone in a high ranking job who will not come out and tell the truth, which is that trump lost the election. 

 

Maybe he and the cabal he leads voted more than once… and assumed that everyone else with his viewpoint did.  And with all those multivotes, it was arithmetically impossible for Biden to win.  Chances are high that he only voted once. Chances are high that he isn’t high. Or a lobotomy survivor.

 

Maybe he thinks Kev McCarthy will run for higher office and he’ll get to fill the top spot but needs the votes of his fellow illusionists and delusionalists.  Or maybe his party’s #3 Rep. Elise Stefanik (R-Utica, NY) is nipping at his heels and since electing women is getting popular, she could surpass him when Kev runs for Senate or President.

 

Now, be honest.  If you aren’t from Louisiana or Upstate New York, answer this: did you ever hear of either of these relative newcomers?  Of course you haven’t. Scalise has done nothing to attract your attention, and Stefanik has done less.

 

But wait. How do we know Scalise is a Biden Denier?  It’s not like he has a “trump really won” or “the election was stolen” bumper sticker on his car. No. It’s not like he runs around proudly covering his high forehead or mini hairline with a bright red MAGA cap.

 

None of that.  Someone had to ask him.  And who would do such a thing?  Here are some choices:

1.  The American Society of Four-armed congressmen.

2.  The kid whose lunch bag he stole while passing a touring group of elementary school students from Ohio.

3.  Ivanka trump.

4.  Fox News. 

Whispered hint: pick #4.  There is no association of four armed congressmen, the kid from Ohio bared his teeth and growled during the robbery attempt scaring him off and Ivanka wouldn’t be caught dead with a guy like Steve.

 

Which leads us back to the questions about people (and organizations) getting high, voting more than once and undergoing volunteer lobotomies.

 

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