This post is completely secure. To read it, one needs knowledge of
a radical new secret code. But, loyal readers, read on, because the key
is here.
The code is made up of the first 26
letters of the English alphabet. The letters are used to form secret
words, known only to those who visit this site. But for the occasional or
beginning reader, there is a handbook.
If you don’t understand a particular
secret word, you can look it up in the handbook, sometimes called a
dictionary. These code decoders are available only to initiates.
You know who you are, and you know where to look.
We are taking this extraordinary step
because we have realized that unauthorized persons have had the capacity to
read previous posts by simply… reading them.
Our code is unbreakable. Unlike
“https” and PlayStation 4. The terrorists, the identity thieves and
“Anonymous” the hacker ensemble know all the high tech tricks to shield their
internet and telephone “chatter.” This system, however, is absolutely
foolproof.
It’s a good thing we’re not doers of
nefarious deeds because we could wreak havoc anyplace in the galaxy and no one
would be the wiser.
Since the attack on Paris, intelligence
agencies around the world have let Isis know that its use of non-traditional
coding is hard to follow. It’s back to school and budget overruns at the NSA,
the CIA, FBI, DIA, Department of Agriculture and the school for scoundrels.
The NSA has started training its
operatives in PlayStation and Nintendo. There are advanced classes in Fisher-Price
“I Can Play Piano” and historical classes in Atari, Amstrad and Saga.
Isis is said to be preparing to create
a Morse-like code in transliterated Arabic and teaching Navajo. And there are
unconfirmed reports that Isis is training some of Syria’s famous carrier camels
to swallow condoms having messages written in invisible laser toner and inkjet
ink.
Here at Wessays™ we have them all
fooled. And our system is much easier to use than any other. At least for
some of us.
SHRAPNEL:
We are going to have a talk with Mark
Meadows, the former trumpet wrapped in confusion over the code they call
“executive privilege.” He wants it both ways. Sending mountains of bs to
congress and then refusing to honor a subpoena.
I’m Wes Richards. My opinions are my
own but you’re welcome to them. ®
Any Questions? wesrichards@gmail.com
© WR 2021
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