First, some background:
For the last ten or eleven years, posing as “WestraDamus,” your blogger has been predicting the past.
Yes, predicting the past and largely getting it wrong.
The whole idea started with astrologers’ predictions for the year ahead. They appeared in papers like the “National Enquirer” at the time its reporters specialized in stories about two headed aliens born to celebrities and miracle weight loss pills.
Did anyone ever check on which of these came true? Yes, but the results never were published because they were always wrong. It didn’t matter.
Hence, came the idea of “Retrodicting” the past and getting it largely wrong. Saves time and effort. Chances are, you KNOW it’s wrong to begin with. No research needed.
In past years, these retrodictions appeared on the website westradamus.com. While the site lives on, it has become cumbersome to handle and therefore, this year’s material is made available here.
The year 2005 will see many important developments in war, politics, science and social events. New personalities will emerge and lead
Perhaps the most important of these is the establishment of democracy in
Upon the establishment of peace, General Motors, Ford and at least two other auto companies will build factories in the country and start building Middle-East branded versions of their US and Japanese counterparts. The Chevy Ali, The Ford Farsi and the Toyota Ayatollah will sell well. But all will not be harmony. The German built Shalom-Mobile will fail.
The President, having triumphed over the nay-sayers and “nervous Nellies” will resign to give Dick Cheney a chance to show his stuff.
Cheney will immediately propose legislation to move the Capitol to
He will pardon Kenneth “Kenny Boy” Lay for his evil doings in the Enron scandal, but will reject a pardon request from WorldCom’s Bernie Ebbers.
Federal aid for education will be withdrawn from states whose science curricula do not include “intelligent design.”
Eight of the ten commandments will be uniformly inscribed on stone tablets and supplied to every federal courthouse. The two commandments NOT engraved will be the one about not stealing and the one about bearing false witness.
This will be seen as the administration’s willingness to compromise on issues that affect all Americans.
So much for the national and international retrodictions. Wednesday, we will address the personalities of the past year.
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