Wow, we got what we want. A country with no government. Anarchy, at last.
No laws. It’s a do-your-own-thing paradise. And historians can now authoritatively write the final chapter because there’s no more United States left to chronicle.
The crimewave that swept Washington is now the (unwritten) law of the land. Schumer, McConnell, Ryan, Pelosi, trump, all those Great Americans? They gave you what you want.
No government? No constitution. Second amendment yahoos no longer need to hide behind their misinterpretations. They can simply have entire arsenals without having to rely on anything but their whims.
But, of course, that sword cuts both ways. You can’t ban abortion because you can’t ban anything.
Now get out there and be a real American: spill drums full of oil into a lake. Pick an ethnicity or race or sexual orientation and ban it from your bakery. Who’s going to stop you?
Okay, enough of that. The government really isn’t shut down. Not entirely. The people who shut it down in the executive and legislative branches still will be paid. The post office, a semi-public constitutionally mandated agency -- make that the only constitutionally mandated agency -- will continue to operate.
The “bigger” and “more powerful” button on the oval office still works. That’s the one that auto orders the cherry Cokes trump drinks by the oil drum full each day. So will the other bigger and more powerful button that will nuke Little Rocket Man. (Is he related to Little Marco?)
The IRS and Social Security Administrations are working. So is the FBI and the CIA. And don’t even think of carrying a handgun onto an airplane. Or a giant economy size tube of toothpaste.
We’ve had this kind of shutdown before. Thank you, Newt. We’ll get over this one too. Probably. After billions of dollars wash down the drain.
Look at the bright side. There are 4,000 job vacancies in the executive branch and its agencies and departments. Think of the money we’re saving.
With any luck the sides will agree on something and start up the shut down parts by the time you see this. Of course, that would mean trump and the men and women of the house and senate would have to do actual work over the weekend. And when was the most recent time that happened?
--There’s no real reason we still have states. But in cases like a federal government shutdown, maybe that position is a little extreme. The roads still will get plowed and since it’s near the end of the month, the traffic tickets still will be issued.
--The Huffington-less Post has ended its practice of accepting free columns from wannabes who wanna be famous. Now called Huffpost, it’s owned by a company that’s owned by another company that’s owned by Verizon. Verizon worrying about the onslaught of fake news would be better off worrying about what to do with it’s gazillion miles of unused copper landlines.
--The year-round population of the Wessays (™) Secret Mountain Laboratory is three. Sixty Six percent of that population has the flu. The one who doesn’t doesn’t usually get a flu shot because it almost always ends with the disease full blown… which thus far it hasn’t.
-“You ask professors to study things, but you never put them in charge of anything.” --Dwight Eisenhower on learning Nixon named Henry Kissinger national security adviser. Quoted by Niall Ferguson in Politico Magazine.
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