Wednesday, August 14, 2019

2116 Melting Plastico




There are a lot of reasons to dislike Placido Domingo.  The current mini-uproar is not the best of them.  

Oh, yes, the famous 33% of the Three Tenors musical clown show was apparently a womanizer. But by today’s standards, he wasn’t all that evil.  

Domingo is not Cosby. He’s not Epstein. He’s not Weinstein. He’s not trump or the creep at the bar and his field of targets is a small number.  Yes, he’s a big fish in the small pond called the Opera Industrial Complex.  And yes, by his own admission sometimes behaved boorishly.  And sometimes even had sex with women at the office, some of whom were fearful and reluctant. 

The main reason to dislike Plastico is his stiff delivery, bad acting and mediocre conducting.  As he ages, his voice becomes lower. He’s now singing baritone roles when he’s not busy playing himself at the conductor’s podium.  Compare him in Verdi’s Macbeth with a newer upcoming star, Zejko Lucic and you’ll hear the difference.

If you’re not an opera buff, try Plastico’s duets with John Denver. Yes, they made an album together.

Most opera stars have built-in weirdness. Most usually, it’s the tenors and sopranos.  Callas was crazy. Caruso drank a lot and refused to rehearse. Pavarotti ate himself into an early grave, though the actual cause of death was pancreatic cancer.

The world of opera is a cauldron of cat and dog fights, paranoia, pomposity, one-upmanship, superstition and bed crawling.  We just don’t hear about it because the audience of appreciators is so small and well to do. And it likes to keep those things quiet.

After the allegations became public, Domingo issued a statement that translates roughly as “I didn’t mean to hurt anyone.  And times were different when all this stuff happened, which it really didn’t.”

There’s a reason opera houses are smaller than baseball stadiums.  The promotors want a packed house for every performance, while televised baseball doesn’t mind when half the seats are empty (watch any game that isn’t between two major rivals.  You’ll find plenty of empty space.) MLB revenue doesn’t depend solely on live human beings attending.  They make big bucks from selling television rights and advertising. Opera depends on ticket sales and rich donors.

The Metropolitan Opera televises its performances and puts them on the radio.  But the cameras are glued to the stage and don’t pan the grandstand, so we have no picture of audience attendance.

But sex in the opera house raises some questions.  Here’s one of them:

We’re interested in knowing if a cheating tenor and a soprano faking pleasure grunt or squeal in a key two octaves higher than Middle C.

I’m Wes Richards. My opinions are my own but you’re welcome to them. ®
Comments?  Here’s where to send ‘em: wesrichards@gmail.com
© WJR 2019


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